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"Eh Mind O' Gillie", long believed extinct since it succumbed to the catastrophic global phenomenon known as the World Wide Web in 1998, has been brought back from the dead.

A team of experts from Abertay University extracted DNA from the remains of a copy of the fanzine found in the grounds of the council recycling plant in Baldovie Road and managed to clone a whole fanzine. 

Some of the old features such as "Dundinium" and  "Separated At Perth" will be revived.

Whether the results will be earth shattering or even worthwhile, remain to be seen.

All contributions welcome.

Readers should note that all articles are satirical and not intended to be taken seriously or literally.

Separated at Perth

Thistle Game in Pictures

Molde Game in Pictures

Solskjær Bemoans Celtic's Failings

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer admits the Molde squad are putting in special work on the training field ahead of their league fixture against Tromso on Sunday to compensate for the fact they faced lower-grade players in the Europa League incapable of punishing their errors.

The Man Utd legend says it was easy for his players to adopt a swashbuckling mentality in the 2 matches against Celtic because their opponents were neither sharp nor smart enough to exploit spaces left at the back.

“Sometimes last night we switched off and thought it didn't really matter, because they weren't going to punish us. But If we become open and detached from each other against good players and good teams back home, we'll be punished.

“It’s something that didn't happen to us in Scotland. No disrespect to Ronnie Deila's lads, but they weren't not clever enough players or quick enough thinkers to punish us".

Celtic assistant manager described the comments as nonsensical.

Celtic's Song For Europe 2016

Poem Of The Week

The Brand New Boss of York 

Was with DUFC

He led them down to the foot of the league

Now they're worse than the Dee !